a while back and come to often:
"Marriage
- You were in love once. That’s why you got married, dumbass. So you’re probably still in love. Remember that.
- You could have incredibly hot sex with other people if you really wanted to. But, that would ruin everything.
- When questioning your marriage, you should be questioning a lot of other things first.
- Money is more important than some things in a marriage and less important than others. You pick which ones.
- Kids change marriages. A lot. Can you handle that? Say yes, dumbass.
- No one else is married to you. It’s just him or her. That says A LOT.
- There is more true love in a grocery list than in all of the greeting cards ever written.
- Romance is nice. Patience is nicer.
- If you think you could have done better, you are a fool.
- Some marriages are perfect. Yours is not one of them. Deal with it.
- You are writing an incredible love story every time you bite your damn lip.
- There are two kinds of physical beauty, THEN and NOW.
- Marriage is way better if you take turns with the dishes, the trash, and the laundry.
- In the bedroom, just forget you’re even married.
- If one person snores and the other person doesn’t, the person who snores never gets that last little bit of wine.
- When you’re arguing with each other, you’re always half wrong. And that’s that.
- Those kids you made together? You couldn’t have done that without him/her.
- Long periods of confusion mean you’re not saying enough.
- Every time you open your mouth, it ends up in the book of your life.
- He’s so disappointing sometimes. So what? He loves you, stupid.
- She’s so disappointing sometimes. So what? She loves you, stupid.
- There are two minds in your marriage. And two hearts. And two souls. And four eyeballs.
- Little things are bigger than big things.
- Paris is a city in France. Paris In The Springtime is a mindset.
- No one cares more about your marriage more than you two.
- Remember that exact moment when you both just knew it was the real deal. Well, guess what? It’s still happening.
- Nothing is forever unless you want it to be. Isn’t that cool?
- There is magic in a messy house. There is no magic in an empty one."
